Leave it to someone outside sports to put this steroids rumble into perspective:
FEARING ATTACKS BY ATHLETES, FANS TAKE STEROIDS
Random Drug-testing for Fans Urged
Increasingly fearful of being attacked by athletes climbing into the stands, sports fans in record numbers have taken to using steroids to bulk up such violent encounters.
Read the rest at today's Borowitz Report: http://www.borowitzreport.com/